Good evening, boys and girls Welcome to another evening of "I hate that word called dick" It goes like this: I hate that word called "dick" It sounds so awfully thick So I think I'll call it "prick" 'Cause I hate that word called "dick". Ha ha ha ha! I hate that word called "pussy" It sounds so awful squishy So I guess I'll call it "clit" 'Cause I hate that word called "pussy". Ha ha ha ha