Making young girls pine I don't have the time Babies get in line I've got a protractor Got a stapler now It goes ca-ching?gotta have the math club crown me king Gotta rock the screen with the cosine graphing On my calculator If you're up And if you want A piece of me Wave goodbye and blow a kiss Cause you cant handle this Chorus: No, no, no You can't handle this. Through my glasses glare You'll see savoir faire Beneath my icy stare I've got a retainer Maybe i'm the physics main event Maybe i'm the chem club president Maybe even texas instruments Thinks that i'm coplanar If you've up And if you want A piece of me Wave goodbye and blow a kiss Cause you can't handle this And leonard nemoy Can't stand up to this And captain james t. kirk Bows beneath my fists And i am awesome Awesome