When I was young in the good o'l days on the farm all I ate was dog food! All the poor dogs whimpered and they would yelp as I smiled and chewed. Dog Food! A whole meal for a nickel. Dog Food On some bread with a pickle. Dog Food! Guaranteed to drive your hunger away. Dog Food!Keep a horse employed. Dog Food! Good for girls and boys. Dog Food! Most kids like it more than broccoli. Nasty food I must plug my nose to swallow. Because my mom's on probabtion! Eggplant,brussel sprouts go down then come out nothing goes down smooth like kennel ration!(chorus)