Mom and dad went to a show They dropped me off at grandpa Joe's I kicked and screamed Said, "Please, don't go" Grandma, take me home Had to eat my dinner there Mashed potatos and stuff like that I couldn't chew my meat too good Grandma, take me home Said, "Why don't you stop your crying Go outside and ride your bike?" That's what I did I killed my toe Grandma, take me home After dinner, I had ice cream I fell asleep and watched tv I woke up in my mother's arms Grandma, take me home, never take me home Grandma, take me home I wanna be alone