A
Chubby little loser
Fmaj7
National joke
N.C.
No, not chubby little loser...
[Verse 1]
A
Pathetic little fat man
Fmaj7
No one's bloody laughing
G6
The clown that no one laughs at
E7
They all just wish he'd die
[Verse 2]
A
He's so depressed at being useless
Fmaj7
The fat man takes his own life (No, no)
A
He's so depressed at being hated
Fmaj7
Fatty takes his own life (fatty? Fatso? Yeah, let's go with fatso.)
A
Fatso takes his own life
Fmaj7
He blows his bloated face off (No.)
Fmaj7
He blows his stupid brains out
G6 E7
But the twat would probably miss (Yes, Linda, I like that!)
[Verse 3]
A Fmaj7
He sold his soul for a shot at fame
G6 E7
Catchphrase and wig and the jokes are lame
A Fmaj7
He's got no style, he's got no grace
G6 E7
He's banal and facile, he's a fat waste of space (Yeah, everyone sing that last line: 1, 2, 3)
G6 E7
He's banal and facile, he's a fat waste of space
[Chorus]
A Fmaj7 Cmaj7 G6
See his pug-nosed face - Pug, pug, pug, pug (Again)
A Fmaj7 Cmaj7 G6
See his pug-nosed face - Pug, pug, pug, pug (Yeah!)
A Fmaj7 Cmaj7 G6
See his pug-nosed face - Pug, pug, pug, pug (Again)
[Outro]
A Fmaj7 Cmaj7 G6
The little fat man with the pug-nosed face (Pug, pug, pug, pug)
A Fmaj7 Cmaj7 G6
Little fat man with the pug-nosed face (Pug, pug, pug, pug)
A Fmaj7 Cmaj7 G6
He's a little fat man (See his pug-nosed face) Pug-nosed face (Pug, pug, pug, pug)
