E G
B D#m A#m E
B D#m A#m E B
[Verse 1]
D#m A#m
Pinball Lez is shacked up
E B F# B
With Nan's girlfriend
D#m A#m
Reconditioning pinballs
E B
He farms them out again
[Verse 2]
D#m A#m
The word on the street is suggesting
E B F# B
Things aren't so great
D#m A#m
At the St. Lucia residence
E B
Things are pretty quiet at night
[Chorus]
E
And no-one seems to be
G B
Answering the phone
E F#
Oh Lez come home (Leslie!)
B
The pinballs need you
E F#
Oh Lez come home (Leslie!)
B
I promise the school-kids won't tease you
E F#
Oh Lez come home (Leslie!)
B
The cops will understand everything
E F#
Oh Lez come home (Leslie!)
A A#m B D#m A#m E B
The casinos are rigged to beat you
D#m A#m E B
[Verse 3]
D#m A#m
Lez has given up
E B
He's moving out to Stanthorpe
D#m A#m
Swidden agriculture
E B
Things are pretty quiet at night
[Chorus]
E G E
Out in the fields today
G
No-one seems to be
B
Answering the phone
E F#
Oh Lez come home (Leslie!)
B
The pinballs need you
E F#
Oh Lez come home (Leslie!)
B
I promise the school-kids won't tease you
E F#
Oh Lez come home (Leslie!)
B
The cops will understand everything
E F#
Oh Lez come home (Leslie!)
A A#m B D#m A#m E B
The casinos are rigged to beat you
