My name is Henry Long And there is something wrong See the people looking at me I don't know why, it's boring me Heads all turning round Eyes are roaming on the ground There's a man in blue beside me It's so embarrassing He started questioning "Do you always go out like that "Nothing on except a top hat" Mother nearly died Came to visit me inside "No,it can't be my son Henry!" "Officer, for his mother's sake, "Give an absent-minded boy a break "Anyone can make the same mistake." "Sorry for the trouble and pain "I've caused but this won't happen again." "I have never heard, "A story sounding so absurd," Said the magistrate before me "Mr Plod, what's the latest news" "Absent-minded Henry's on the loose "Bet he's got another good excuse ..."