Choking Victim

Things keep getting caught in my throat, 
then my face turns blue as I choke. 
I throw my arms up as I kick back my chair, 
and I gag and gasp as I breath for air. 

I am just a choking victim! 
I am just a choking victim! 
my face the color of plum! 
I am just a choking victim! 

Things keep getting caught in my throat, 
then my face turns blue as I choke. 
Dr. Heimlich often saves me from death, 
his meneuver often saves me from death. 
But this time he is nowhere to be found, 
and I choke and I choke until I hit the ground. 
Then I'm just a dead lazy bum... 
I am just a choking victim. 

Many times I choke on poison fumes or food, 
it is a bad feeling, so I'm in a bad mood. 
A chicken bone, agent orange, zkylon-B, mustard gas; 
it only burns for a minute, then it knocks you out fast. 
The oxygen halted, can't reach my brain anymore, 
so then your sense is cut off and then you hit the floor. 
Then I'm just a dead lazy bum, 
I am just a choking victim!