I'll sing you a little folk song of history Dinosaurs once devoured fresh kills Today man looks for yuppie meat Men are mother-fuckers when they don't get unloaded Cumasaurus, cumasaurus, cumasaurus The Romans were once cum-monsters They'd win battles just to rape the losers bitches Part man, part monster Take care of your ass when they're cumming! Cumasaurus! Cumasaurus, cumasaurus, cumasaurus You all know that history repeats itself! [x 4]