Good evening
Do not attempt to adjust
Your radio, there is nothing wrong
We have taken control
As to bring you this special show
We will return it to you
As soon as you are grooving
Welcome to station we funk
Better known as We-Funk
Or deeper still
The Mothership Connection
Home
Of the extraterrestrial brothers
Dealers of funky music
P.Funk, uncut funk, the bomb
Coming you directly
From the Mothership
Top of the chocolate milky way
500, 000 kilowatts of P.Funk power
So kick back, dig, while we do it
To you in your eardrums
And me? I'm known as Lollipop Man
Alias, The Long Haired Sucker
My motto is
Make my funk the P.Funk
I want my funk uncut
Make my funk the P.Funk
I wants to get funked up
I want the bomb, I want the P.Funk
I want my funk uncut
Make my funk the P.Funk
I wants to get funked up
Yeah, we funk, y'all now this is
What I want you all to do
If you got faults
Defects or shortcomings you know
Like arthritis
Rheumatism or migraines
Whatever part of your body it is
I want you to lay it on your radio
Let the vibes flow through
Funk not only moves
It can remove, dig?
The desired effect is what you get
When you improve
Your Interplanetary Funksmanship
Sir Lollipop Man, chocolate coated
Freaky and habit forming
Doin' it to you in 3-D
So groovy that I dig me
Once upon a time called, 'Now'
Somebody say
"Is there funk after the death?"
I say, "Is Seven up? ", yeah, P.Funk
Make my funk the P.Funk
I want my funk uncut
Make my funk the P.Funk
I wants to get funked up
I want the bomb, I want the P.Funk
I want my funk uncut
Make my funk the P.Funk
I wants to get funked up
Make my funk the P.Funk
I want my funk uncut
Make my funk the P.Funk
I wants to get funked up
I want the bomb, I want the P.Funk
Don't want my funk stepped on
Make my funk the P.Funk
Before I take it home
Yeah, I dig
Let me put my sunglasses on
That's the law around here
You got to wear your sunglasses
So you can feel cool, gangster lean
Y'all should dig my sunroof top
Well, alright, hey I was diggin' on
Y'all funk for a while
Sounds like
It got a three on it though to me
Then I was down South
And I heard some funk
With some main ingredients like
Doobie Brothers, Blue Magic, David Bowie
It was cool, but can you imagine
Doobie-in' your funk?
We funk, We-Funk
Make my funk the P.Funk
I want my funk uncut
Make my funk the P.Funk
I wants to get funked up
I want the bomb, I want the P.Funk
Don't want my funk stepped on
Make my funk the P.Funk
Before I take it home
Gettin' deep
Once upon a time
Called 'Right Now'
Ain't it funky now?
Far around
Hey, doin' it to you
In the ear hole
Make my funk the P.Funk
I want my funk uncut
Make my funk the P.Funk
I wants to get funked up
I want the bomb, I want the P.Funk
Don't want my funk stepped on
Make my funk the P.Funk
Before I take it home
Yeah
We're not leavin' y'all
I want you all to stay
Tuned for Starchild
Make my funk the P.Funk
I want my funk uncut
Make my funk the P.Funk
I wants to get funked up
I want the bomb, I want the P.Funk
Don't want my funk stepped on
Make my funk the P.Funk
Before I take it home
Don't stop, get down
Talk, blow your horn
Pee you
Wants to get funked up
Well alright
Make my funk the P.Funk
I want my funk uncut
Make my funk the P.Funk
I wants to get funked up
I want the bomb, I want the P.Funk
I want my funk uncut
Make my funk the P.Funk
I wants to get funked up
Welcome to station we funk
Better known as
We-Funk or deeper still
The Mothership Connection
Home
Of the extra terrestrial brothers
Dealers of funky music, P.Funk
Uncut funk, the bomb
Lollipop Man here, alias
The Long Haired Sucker
Chocolate coated
Freaky and habit forming
Coming to you in 3-D
So groovy that I dig me
Yeah, yeah, P.Funk
Make my funk the P.Funk
I want my funk uncut
Make my funk the P.Funk
I wants to get funked up
I want the bomb, I want the P.Funk
Don't want my funk stepped on
Make my funk the P.Funk
Before I take it home
