Godzilla don't wear no hat A lady bug ain't no lady The difference between Potatoe chips and earthquakes I've found maybe Earthquakes ain't as tasty As potatoe chips and gravy And i'd rather eat a fried potatoe Than die in a big tornado A fireman ain't on fire Root beer got no caffeine The difference between Lollypops and suckers From what i've seen Is a lollypops red or green And a sucker can get mighty mean If you say, "hey you ain't no sucker You're a fucked up juju bean." Godzilla don't wear no shoes He sure don't read no paper And the difference between A hack and a freak Is a freak don't need no stapler And i'd rather be a freak than a hack Because a freak won't jump in the sack With no freaky deaky doplar radar And i'd rather be godzilla Than milli vanillia