My teeth feel so clean They gleam like the sun They feel like sparkly boney little Bullets loaded in a gun My teeth feel so clean Like rocks inside my bed They're rubbery little diamonds That fall right out my head My teeth feel so clean I brush 'em till I bleed I mash them into shiny Cauliflower seeds My teeth feel so clean I stumble on my smile I dry 'em on your skin Then I stack 'em in a pile My teeth feel so clean They're ready to explode They're all up for adoption They'll drive you off the road My teeth feel so clean All shoved into my face Whether I'm angry or in love You know they're never out of place My teeth feel so clean They always win the race I sit 'em side my kidney stones They've got a pleasant taste My teeth feel so clean The picture of good health My teeth feel so clean Makes me wanna kill myself