I want to fuck a dog in the ass He wants to fuck a dog in the ass I want to fuck a dog Thats right kids I tried to fuck your mom in the ass I tried to fuck your dad in the ass Could only find the dog And his ass We wanna fuck a dog in the ass We wanna fuck a dog in the ass We wanna fuck a fucking dog I tried to fuck a fuckin pirate in the ass (Pirate: Arg, me first matey scurvy cur) Tried to fuck a fuckin pirate But I found a dog (Pirate in mexican acent) aii, that was no pirate, Man, that was thy own sister! Its a mexican pirate! Fuck you