Johnny's sick 'n tired of his bruises Also sick 'n tired of the constant teasing too He used to be so skinny and frail But now he's on 'roids Gonna get even with you No one will break his glasses anymore Don't mess with Johnny 'Cause Johnny's on 'roids Don't mess with Johnny 'Cause Johnny's on 'roids Now he's a mean weight lifting machine so Don't mess with Johnny 'Cause Johnny's on 'roids Now everybody respects Johnny He spends his whole day at gym academy You wouldn't recognize him if you saw him He's got muscles where his brain used to be No one will break his glasses anymore