Maybe I'll treat you better Maybe I'll be your friend Maybe I'll wear your sweater Maybe I'll find some time To go shopping And buy you nicer clothes Cause the ones you've got have got to go I'll cook your dinner Put some meat on those bones That's the least I could do I'd be so good to you I'll build you up I'll be the best You'd have it all If we were If we were (if we were) You'll never be So damn depressed If we were If we were (if we were) I'll build you up You'll never rest If we were If we were (if we were) We'll be the most beautiful mess If we were Forever Maybe I'll do your laundry Maybe I'll scratch your back Tell you I adore you Make you feel like a man And all of that Now, wouldn't that be nice? And you've got a life Wouldn't think twice I'd drove you crazy for the rest of your life (rest of your life) That's the least I could do I'd be so good to you I'll build you up I'll be the best You'd have it all If we were If we were (if we were) You'll never be So damn depressed If we were If we were (if we were) I'll build you up You'll never rest If we were If we were (if we were) We'll be the most beautiful mess If we were Forever You don't realize what you're missing All that hugging All that kissing Shut up and listen to me (But we're not) (I forgot) I'll build you up I'll be the best You'd have it all If we were If we were (if we were) You'll never be So damn depressed If we were If we were (if we were) I'll build you up You'll never rest If we were If we were (if we were) We'll be the most beautiful mess If we were Forever You don't realize what you're missing All that hugging All that kissing Shut up and listen to me (But we're not) (I forgot)