Well it's a long, long way, oooh From Bollywood to Battersea Bollywood to Battersea Bollywood to Battersea La la la la I was a child of the pound and the crown I lost myself in the haze Of the new life that I found On the silver screen She was a child of the movies and the dollar One fine day I was led astray She took me by the collar Said you must follow me Well it's a long, long way, oooh From Bollywood to Battersea Bollywood to Battersea It's a long, long way, oooh From Bollywood to Battersea Bollywood to Battersea Bollywood to Battersea Yeah I was a child of the suicide and the leisure Oh one fine day I was led astray To a burning collar Said what's your pleasure I was born in the four minute warning My old man said as he shook his head "Ohhh, fuck this... I'm off down the boozer"