People ask us why we sing, they say we really dig your stuff You must really love the things you do, is it enough You've all got university degrees that should be a start You can get a job a car a life, do you do it for the love of art Integrity and honesty usually mean poverty Attention in the media won't buy financial solvency We're just here to have some laughs we don't want to lead in fashion We don't want a record deal as long as we get the cash in Cuz we're waiting to sell out Our GNP is what we're all about Our budget's low, our costs are high Without your help we'll surely die My name is Mike and I can't afford to eat My name is Trevor and I live out on the street My name is Chris..... (ramble on) So if you..... buy our tape So if you..... buy our tape So if you..... buy our tape Scat Cuz we're selling out that's what we do Is ten dollars too much to ask of you and you and you This is the last of us you'll see unless we pay our PUC (public utilities) We give you laughter we work and slave So don't be the bastard that never gave Ten dollars can go so far, you'll see us spend it at the bar Buy our tapes or our CDs, we'll pay the GST Got no cash, what the heck, we'll even take a cheque certified of course.... Cuz we're waiting to sell out If you don't buy our stuff we're going to pout Think about this if you don't buy Next set we sing American Pie (blah blah blah) Cuz we're waiting to sell out.... oooooh. Transcribed by Malcom Chainsaw