Helen's not a powder puff Helen just drank too much It's not because she's a punk Helen just drank too much Helen's rolled up...passed out cold Helen just drank too much It's 4 A.M. she's in control Helen just drank too much Drunk Helen Ride the liquor train tonight Drunk Helen Doesn't want to start a fight Drunk Helen You've done something good for me Drunk Helen Thanks for the L.S.D.