Her name is Noel I have a dream about her She rings my bell Got gym class in half an hour And oh oh oh how she rocks in Keds and tube socks She doesn't know who I am And she doesn't give a damn about me... Cause I'm just a teenage dirtbag, baby Just a teenage dirtbag, baby Listen to Iron Maiden, baby, with me Oooooh Her boyfriend's a dick He brings a gun to school And he'd simply kick My ass if he knew the truth He lives on my block, he drives an iroc... Then he doesn't know who I am And he doesn't give a damn about me... Cause I'm just a teenage dirtbag, baby I'm Just a teenage dirtbag, baby Listen to Iron Maiden, baby, with me Oh oh oh oooh Oh yeah, Dirtbag... No, she doesn't know what she's missing Oh yeah, Dirtbag... No, she doesn't know what she's missing Man, I feel like mould It's prom night and I am lonely Low and behold, she's walking over to me This must be fake My lip starts to shake... She doesn't know who I am And why would she give a damn...? I've got two tickets to Iron Maiden, baby Come with me Friday, don't say maybe Cause I'm just a teenage dirtbag, baby, like you... Oooooh Oh yeah, Dirtbag... No, she doesn't know what she's missing Oh yeah, Dirtbag... No, she doesn't know what she's missing